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I love my mom.

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I am risking nothing

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

goddamn it

Nope. Googled it. 15 minuets. Nope. Not taking any chances

Koop

This has 1.2 million reblogs …
Ps not riskin it

"Fuck Actors (But Actually Don’t, That Creates a Complicated Backstage Dynamic)"

arsenic-and-old-gay:

an album about my life as a stagehand

Featuring the hit songs

  1. "Put your props back where they came from or so help me"
  2. "This Glowtape Sucks (It’s Way Too Dark Back Here)"
  3. "Where the fuck did I get that bruise?"
  4. and the club hit “Dance As If No One Can See You (They Can’t)”

Also the tragic ballad

"(I’ve Heard Them Sing This Song Every Night For Three Weeks) Why The Fuck Am I Crying Again?"

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